I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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