we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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