giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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