Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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