she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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