if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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