if only i could text you this smell
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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