We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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