The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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