OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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