Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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