You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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