should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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