your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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