one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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