your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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