There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My penis needs a shock collar
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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