better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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