Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
