i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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