sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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