dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
...so i touched it.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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