just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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