Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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