And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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