also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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