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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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