i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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