SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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