He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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