His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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