can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
bring money and cleavage
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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