I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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