Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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