I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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