Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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