Whod you bang
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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