is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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