We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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