No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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