in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Can I color on your dick again?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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