Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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