no. you can't hotbox the world.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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