so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Someone shattered a urinal.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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