she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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