take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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