well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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