Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize