Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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