I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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