If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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