At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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