Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
They have beer where we have blood.
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