We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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