I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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