I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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